Warped: An Engaging Guide to the Never-Aired 8th Season (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

By Mike McMahan

The reliable parody consultant to the unaired 8th season of Star Trek: the subsequent Generation, in line with the preferred @TNG_S8 Twitter account from author Mike McMahan!

In the basement of the Star Trek documents, in the back of cabinets of U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D types, luggage of wigs, and boxes of plastic phasers, sits a dusty cardboard field. inside of is a pile of VHS tapes that include never-before-seen episodes and behind-the-scenes photos for whatever actually notable. the area thinks there are just seven seasons of Star Trek: the subsequent Generation, yet there’s yet one more. A secret season.

Actually, not likely. yet that didn’t cease Mike McMahan, author of the parody Twitter account @TNG_S8, from creating a advisor complete of:

REAL* TNG SEASON eight proof AND STORIES!
genuine* TNG SEASON eight discussion AND IMAGES!
(* back, not likely, in fact. this can be humor. Sorry.)

So provoke your pals and bewilder your enemies together with your newfound wisdom of those very misplaced Star Trek episodes! Engage!

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A Wild Ride Through the Night

By Walter Moers

In the wake of the breakout successes of Walter Moers's The thirteen 1 Lives of Captain Bluebear, Rumo & His staggering Adventures, and town of Dreaming Books, Moers is again with this fourth ebook, the tumultuous story of a bit boy and his stumble upon with D

In a global among legend and dream, A Wild journey in the course of the evening describes the exhilarating and comedian adventures of his twelve-year-old protagonist Gustave, a boy who aspires in the future to be an excellent artist. while a catastrophe at sea places Gustave within the uncompromising palms of dying, he has the alternative to renounce the ghost or tackle a chain of six most unlikely projects. Gustave embarks on a wierd and threatening trip within which he needs to store a princess from an indignant dragon, pull a teeth from the main tremendous of All Monsters, fly over the moon, or even, someway, meet his personal self. Will Gustave's creativity and mind's eye be capable of shop him from his destiny?

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A Sensitive Liberal's Guide to Life: How to Banter with Your Barista, Hug Mindfully, and Relate to Friends Who Choose Kids Over Dogs

By The Uptight Seattleite

within the culture of The authentic Preppy Handbook, The Uptight Seattleite is the Stephen Colbert of left-wing satire

the writer of the wildly renowned Seattle Weekly suggestion column teaches american citizens all over the right way to embody their internal leftist. Artfully balancing the cosmic with the cosmopolitan, the Uptight Seattleite (aka Adrian) delights his unswerving readers every one week with snide perception on every thing from model ("Can I pull off a Rasta beret?") to ear-bud etiquette. In A delicate Liberal's advisor to Life, he brings his savvy smugness to his widest viewers but, on issues corresponding to the hierarchy of transportation righteousness (what to do with the clunky outdated Subaru after deciding to buy a Prius) and moral habit on the supermarket, together with easy methods to deal with the horror forgetting to convey your reusable burlap sack.

different day by day suggestion covers what to learn at the bus (Vonnegut as opposed to The Kite Runner as opposed to The Economist) and feasting on the buffet of variety, with advice for taking pictures a condescending smile at those that don't know the way to take advantage of chopsticks. The Uptight Seattleite additionally is helping readers navigate the large concerns, equivalent to dependable parenting (which demands a mini-landfill equipment, excellent for the yard and able to be crammed with environmentally unfriendly diapers). for each insecure liberal-and those that like to make enjoyable of them-the Uptight Seattleite deals us laughs from the head of political correctness.

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Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves

By P.G. Wodehouse

A Bertie and Jeeves vintage, that includes an Alpine hat, a black amber statuette, and the feared Totleigh Towers.
In Stiff top Lip, Jeeves, Bertie's newt-breeding pal Gussie Fink-Nottle needs to marry Madeline Bassett or Bertie could be obliged to take his position. Understandably, Bertie is aghast. it kind of feels like sure suicide, yet Jeeves needs to give you the chance to avoid wasting his company from the clutches of the drippy Madeline. If he fails, Bertie's bachelor days -- let alone Jeeves's relaxation time -- may be at an finish.

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All the Talk Is Dead

Inn concierge, Joel Wilson, has lately befriended the foyer pianist, Wade Farley and his direction will quickly switch in methods he may perhaps by no means have imagined. either have expertise, ambition and large plans for different careers. yet they will have to visit nice lengths to chop in the course of the pageant. Their scheme to hit the massive time takes them to big apple and kick-starts a perilous online game. Underestimating track mog...

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

By Benjamin Chaud

First, a few big ants thieve breakfast.

Then there are the evil ninjas, huge ape, mysterious mole humans, great blob, and numerous different daunting (and superb) detours alongside how one can university. Are those excuses rather why this pupil is overdue? Or is there one other rationalization that's much more outrageous than the remaining? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the seriously acclaimed author/illustrator group in the back of I did not Do My Homework simply because . . . comes a fast moving, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud tale approximately discovering how one can institution regardless of the odds—and the unimaginable oddness!

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Cent manières d'être ridicule

By Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

"Il y a cent manières d'être ridicule - l'une après l'autre ou toute à los angeles fois" ! Barbey d'Aurevilly

« Barbey, vous aviez tout prévu, los angeles société du comique, les torchons humans, le règne du buzz, les journaux gratuits, l’agonie de los angeles presse écrite et celle de l. a. vie privée. »
Jean-Marc Parisis

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Scrambled Eggs Super! (Classic Seuss)

By Dr. Seuss

An eggs-cellent method to commence the day! Breakfast seriously is not a similar, because of Dr. Seuss’s vintage rhyming photograph publication Scrambled Eggs Super! whilst Peter T. Hooper tires of conventional scrambled eggs, he units out on a quest to discover the rarest and most fun eggs so he could make the superb breakfast he craves. that includes zany egg-layers resembling the Sala-ma-goox, the Tizzle-Topped Grouse, and the Bombastic Aghast, Scrambled Eggs tremendous! will hit the spot and go away readers in need of seconds.

"Riotous humor in photograph and verse as an enterprising Seuss creature hunts unusual eggs for an excellent deluxe dish."--Child examine Assn.

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The Flying Sorcerers

By Larry Niven, David Gerrold

This humorous and insightful technological know-how fiction vintage introduces Shoogar, the best wizard ever recognized in his village. His spells can strike terror within the hearts of even his strongest enemies. however the enemy he faces now could be like none he has ever noticeable sooner than. The stranger has come from nowhere and is unaware of even the main uncomplicated ideas of magic. however the stranger has an exceptionally strong magic of his personal. there's no room in Shoogar’s international for an outsider whose powers fit his personal, not to mention one whose powers may perhaps exceed his. So prior to the blue solar can go the face of the pink sunlight once again, Shoogar will express this stranger simply who's boss.

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The Book of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks: A Celebration of Creative Punctuation

By Bethany Keeley

From the sarcastic to the suggestive, listed below are citation marks as we like them most sensible, doing terrible harm to the English language. Who would not have moment techniques approximately ordering the "hamburger" at the diner's menu? would it not be top to bypass the "blowout" sale on the division shop? What hidden cost needs to be paid for whatever marked "free"? Assembled by means of the writer of the wildly renowned "Blog" of "Unnecessary" citation Marks, this booklet surveys the havoc wreaked by means of citation marks on indicators, menus, placards, and posters that depart fact upended by means of meant "facts." This smarty-pants advisor is "perfect" for determined grammarians, routine air quoters, and somebody who appreciates a superb giggle.

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